You know the old saying, “when a butterfly farts in Asia, ATC puts Chicago flights on hold”, right? Or something like that. Anyway, I was stuck in Chicago due to butterfly farts or whatever, and decided to go up to the American Airlines Admirals Club to get some work done, try out some new snark, etc.
Well nature called, and I had to answer, so I head off to the bathroom. And what did I see? TWO PLY!!!!
See, the airlines are doing better financially than they let on. I haven’t seen two ply in an airport bathroom in YEARS!